
Find a boring postcard with potential.
This man looks very interested in something.
Amazed even.
His neck must hurt from gazing upwards for so long.
He is lost in the majesty of the fantastic rock formation created by millions of years of lime rich water dripping from the ceiling of the cave.
Surely not!
No, let's give him something truly amazing to admire!
You may have a large clip art collection to glean from.
I have a lot of rubber stamps. And old, yellowed, newspaper.
Let's make some art!
Then...
Sand the surface of your card to not only remove the original image, but also to give something for your glue to stick to.
A rock formation that took millions of years to achieve its glory, sanded away in minutes.
Let's not dwell on it.
It's only art.
The sanding also gives the card an artsy look.
People will be impressed.
Like it took forever to achieve that "look".
Careful not to sand off your spectator.
We need him!
(Ow! His neck must really hurt!
I am starting to feel sympathy pains.)
Glue down your fabulous art piece for the tourist-turned-art-patron to admire.
Add words. I type mine on yellowed paper (of course!) using an old typewriter (doesn't everyone have one?)
Okay, so our man is not really an art patron.
No, he is just a common Joe who just exited off I-70 at the sign that read, "World Famous Art on a Stick". Just down the road from Stuckey's, which we all know if where you will find pecan rolls.
He is nonetheless, impressed.
His wife, Martha (not pictured), nods in agreement.
They want one for their den, but are told that none are available for sale.
They are told that the artist is suffering and has lost all inpiration to create.
And the t-shirts have sold out.
They are back ordered.
(but I digress again...)
So instead our man Joe and his wife (Martha, who is not pictured) buy a postcard in consolation and add it to their shoebox of travel memories. The Last Supper Made of Lint. The Eiffel Tower assembled from toothpicks. The Leaning Tower of Pisa created (3/4 scale) from various shapes of pasta. They also stop to buy a pecan roll on the way back to the freeway...
Don't forget to alter the back side too.
And sign it.
THE END